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Here are some other great MUMPO shows you may have Missed...

10. No other band’s music comes so close to recreating the feeling of forced anal sex in a maximum-security penitentiary.

9. We’re not saying you’ll find the key to a brand new Pontiac G-Six under your Mumpo concert seat. Then again, we’re not saying you won’t  --if you catch our drift.

8. Have exciting fun with the band’s wacky Guess What Our Fingers Were Touching During Intermission contest.

7. During our musical tribute to "Desperate Housewives," one lucky housewife will be selected to come up on stage, reach into our pants, and claim a special surprise.

6. Free admission to anyone able to guess at least five of the ten things Mumpo would most like to do with Scarlett Johansson once she’s signed a non-disclosure agreement.

5. Unlike that no-talent Ashlee Simpson, we play all our music live – and don’t have any blonder, older, stupider sister’s fame to trade off of.

4. 17% less of a chance of being shot than if you were at a 50 Cent concert.

3. Complimentary copy of the upcoming feature film "Rocky VI," in which Sylvester Stallone’s beloved boxer Rocky is set to battle his ultimate opponent – Morgan Freeman.

2. Help us fine-tune our new finale – naked lesbians onstage performing their tribute to the number sixty-nine, as we play our new hit, "Gobble That Fish."

1. See us while you can, before we begin our national Holiday Inn lounge
  
Mark Miller - L.A.-based comedy Writer supreme